The Velvet Thrust–DVD Review

I rate porn on a scale from room temperature to sauna-like heat, and Velvet Thrust never made it above the “watched plot never boils” mark.  Billed as porn “made especially for women who love and enjoy men,” the film features some bad actresses and actors engaged in a variety of pretty tame heterosexual sex scenes.  The first and last scene are the best, by far, but fast forward through the middle unless break dancing, the tango and techno disco music turn you on.  Then there is the, um, stuffie problem.  One poor guy has trouble achieving and maintaining an erection; trust me, the very last emotion you want to feel when you’re gazing at porn is pity. If you are an absolute porn newbie, this film might be all you want to handle, but if you’ve been down this road before, The Velvet Thrust” is more of a Polyester Bust!